Cute and Funny Tinder Pick-Up Lines for guys who think women won’t find them hot

So you’ve joined Tinder, set up your account and even swiped right on a few babes. The next thing to do is talk to them.


When it comes to online dating first impressions definitely count. So saying something silly, boring or inappropriate is a definite no-no and will get you blocked quicker than you can say ‘fancy a date?’

With so many people on Tinder now, its more important than ever to get your first few words right, and one of the best ways to do this is through a funny pick up line.

After all women love funny right?

Well yes, we suppose they do, but only if the guy isn’t hot af.

If you don’t think women will find you hot af enough to give you the come on, then fear not!

Below we’ll showcase some of the cute and funny Tinder Pick-Up lines you can use in your initial conversations with women on this dating app.

What makes a funny tinder pick up line?

What makes a funny tinder pick up line?

A funny Tinder pick up line, of course, is something that will make her laugh. The trick is knowing what will work. Which, admittedly, isn’t all that easy a thing to do.

The best thing you can do, is just be yourself. Use a bit of personality when you message her, try and come across as witty, clever and not too desperate for her attention.

Nowadays a simple ‘hi, how are you?’ just won’t cut it. With so much competition out there you’d better believe she is getting multiple messages a day from guys who are just playing a numbers game.

Some of these messages will also come from men who are better looking, richer and more confident than you. So if you really want to grab her attention you are seriously going to have to up your game.

Creating that first message

Creating that first message

But how do you do that?

Well there are a few obvious and basic things you can do to improve your chance of getting noticed.

For a start personalise your pick-up line. As tempting as it might be, don’t copy and paste the same message to 100 different women. Instead think about creating a conversation starter that is relevant or unique to her.

Check out her profile and comment (positively!) on some aspect of it. If she states she likes Indian food, tell her about a great Indian restaurant near where she lives. Or if she is a fan of Rihanna, quote a sweet, yet easily recognizable song lyric to her.

That way, when she has read it, she knows you have tried to connect with her on a level she can easily relate too. Hopefully this will impress her enough to engage in conversation with you.

Its important to remember that even if you have written her a killer pick-up line she might not respond immediately, (or even at all). After all she has a life – which probably involves work, friends, school/university or even kids of her own.

Should this be the case patience is definitely a virtue. Whatever you do, do not message her multiple times. At best it comes across as desperate, at worst its bordering on obsessive/aggressive.

Types of Funny Tinder pick-up lines

Types of Funny Tinder pick-up lines

After you have done your research you will need to decide on what style of funny pick up line you will adopt.

As a general rule there are three different approaches you can take:


Cheesy – Whilst the idea of pulling out your cheesiest dad joke might horrify you; it at least shows you have no pretensions and you don’t take yourself too seriously. Also some chicks dig dad jokes!


Funny – Although this doesn’t come natural to some guys, classic comedy, of the sort you would see in classic comedy shows like Friends and Only Fools and Horses, always works pretty well at getting a conversation started. Just make sure you take your match one way with the line and then spring back the other.

Suave and sophisticated

Suave and sophisticated – This style of pick up line is a bit more high-risk. But it gets straight to the point. Think along the lines of something an action hero might say to his sexy female co-star in a Hollywood Blockbuster movie. But be warned, if you mess it up, or come on too strong, you are unlikely to get a second chance.

Best Tinder Pick-Up Lines

Best Tinder Pick-Up Lines

Ok, enough of the chat. We know you want the lines already! So here they are.

All of the pick-up lines below are funny, clever or insightful, and will give you a great chance of initiating a conversation with your chosen match.

Pick-Up Lines

Pick-Up Lines

So I’ve been trying to think of a good psychology pickup line for you. But I’m aFreud I couldn’t think of anything!

You’re so stunning you made me forget the awesome pickup line I had prepared!

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. How is your day going so far?

This is how I’d describe you in three emojis. Am I right?

Favourite meal: Indian, Italian or Japanese?

Here’s my favourite gif, what’s yours? I’d like to get to know you better.

Are you made up of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

You’re on a beach holiday and it starts getting too stifling hot for you. What do you do? a) Go watch Netflix in your air-conditioned room b) Visit an indoor attraction like an art gallery or museum c) Head to the nearest bar or d) Do the Indian rain dance?

I am interested to know if your personality is as intriguing as your eyes.

Congratulations. You matched with the dorkiest (or any other self-depricating adjective) guy on Tinder. Your prize is a coffee with me at a café of your choice!

You must be tired as you’ve been running through my mind ever since I first saw your profile!

Tell me two truths and a lie! Go!

If you were a dessert, what kind would you be?